Are you looking for an excuse? such as those that Bastard Operator from Hell would have found

Your excuse: ...

a nice BOFH logo
Thanks to Ward for the image.

You can find some amusing story about BOFH on The Register.
A good starting point to build this page was The Bastard Operator From Hell-Style Excuse Server, by Jeff Ballard: thanks, Jeff!
The excuses are:

  • algorithmically generated mixing 3 random terms and prepending an optional random generated one (6 times over 13);
  • randomly chosen from a precompiled list.

I found the image on the side browsing here on Serverfault, but where it all started was on this StackExchange chat.
If the credit for the image is wrong, please let me know at and I will amend it.


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